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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Sitting pretty


Incessant, please. Oh, moan. Oh, bitch. Oh, snipe & piss.

Oh. No.

Everybody gets a prize. It's called the Kenneth Koch Memorial Celebration of Awesomeness Award. You win it!

(If you're Carol Mirakove you also get this fabulous prize.)

The internet is the world's bestselling anthology. You've edited it! You're in it! You also have the hottest author photo!

And pièces de résistance, here is your book contract!

Darling kvetchfesters, you're the greatest!

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