"Every time I try to read some of this book before bed, it puts me right to sleep."
"What is it?" [Shown book.] "Oh. Well, no wonder."
"Maybe I'll take it with me on vacation."
"On vacation? That doesn't seem like vacation reading."
"Well, it's the only time I'll be able to get to it."
"But didn't you just say it was horseshit? Why do you even want to read it?"
"To know exactly what kind of horseshit. And because I haven't yet."
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