STRANDED!

We are supposed to be on a flight to NYC in 50 minutes (West Coast time). But no.

JetBlue only has one flight from Seattle a day, and outgoings are now full through 4/12. Uh, dude, that's like 10 days from now.

Looks like our only less-than-2000-bucks-each option is to drive down to Sacramento to catch tomorrow night's red-eye. 11 hours, plus traffic.

Does that sound like fun or what?

Also, JetBlue "doesn't compensate for weather" and that means they don't mind at all stranding you thousands of miles from home all the while smiling and playing uberpolite Jedi mind tricks. We are not fooled. To quote David Lehman, "'whenever someone says 'thank you' to you think of it as 'fuck you.'" Yep, and We really wish there was something more we could do for you means fuck you too.

So thank you, JetBlue! And goodnight Sea-Tac Ramada Inn & Suites.