Bluzy

PRONUNCIATION: blĭzē

ADJECTIVE: Inflected forms: blu·zi·er, blu·zi·est

1. Resistant to work or exertion even while needing to complete it under (usually) deadline pressure; disposed to procrastination. 2. Quick-moving yet without evident progress or accomplishment of goals: The blizy writer's features never came in under deadline. 3. Conducive to inadvisable indolence: a blizy winter afternoon on the Internet.

ETYMOLOGY: Of Bluzy Poet origin. A blending of busy of Middle English bisi, busi, from Old English bysig, with lazy of Low German origin.

Postus interruptus

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2009

The year of Unsubscribing.

Maxim(um)

It's pointless to argue rules with players engaged in an entirely different game.

Don't mind me

Just basking in my relevance over here.

Wanted:

Looking to hire 1-3 developer(s) to write screensaver program for poet's brain.

Hours interminable. Pay negligible.

Frivolous inquiries only.

Reply to insomniahangover@notreallyaworkingaddress.com.

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Advent(ures)

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